Monday, August 5, 2013

Discovery

Hi FOG here.  I have been with these people for 2 weeks now, and this is what I have discovered:
Food, food is good and she feeds ME twice a day.  She feeds the others twice a day too.  They leave food  for me in their bowls, so I get to eat more than everyone else.  If I’ve had a busy day, the Lady lets me eat some more dinner before I go to bed.  Otherwise, I get up cause my tummy is growling and once I am up she is up too!
They make these things the Man calls sqeakies.  I like squeakies . You chew on them, the squeak and no one yells at you or stops you like they do if it is a dog or a cat you are making squeak.
OH I get to also chew on something the Lady calls Flip Chips.  The others don’t like them, so I don’t need to share.  I can chew on those as much as I want and no one tells me NO, or takes me away. 
Chewing on furniture is bad.  This is how I got my fist flip chip.
Counter surfing is bad and making things crash is bad.
Peeing in the house is bad.  Not stopping when you get caught is really bad.  This makes you get escorted out of the house.  Then you have to stay out for a while. 
There is a steel container in the kitchen.  When the lady opens the door, it is like a private air  conditioner!  It smells good in there.  She tells me to get my nose out of there.  But it smells good. I really like the feeling of the cool air on my face and the smells are so good, I forget to listen to her. Fog, NO, and she takes me away. (Michelle here, this would be the fridge)
There is also a door that she opens, it is like a magic place.  Everyone comes running when she opens that .  They all wait to see if she gets something out for them, but I just get nose in there and see what I can find to chew on.  She at first thought it was funny. But not now.  Again she says NO, and takes me away. (Michelle here, this would be the pantry)
I have found my nose goes all most everywhere it shouldn’t.  It has been nearly smashed in between doors and cabinets, drawers and cabinets, gates and fences, and toilet seats and toilets .  I am figuring it out.  So far I haven’t gotten hurt.
Coffee is GOOD!  The man’s coffee is especially good. He leaves it where I can get it, then he tells me No.
Walking on a leash is fun.  Walking with the others is funner.
I am a beautiful dog.  I discovered ME in the mirror in the middle of the night.  What a stunning animal I am.  Sometimes I go in the bathroom and just peek above the cabinet see my face.  The lady says I will be even more beautiful, once we get my skin and hair to settle down.  I think I am CUTE.
OMG I found out that I don’t have to lay on concrete, or straw or newspaper!  They make these things the humans call dog beds.  They are all over this house.  They are so soft!  A guy can lay down on them, and it is soft and it wraps around you.  It just causes you to relax and drift asleep.
Speaking of sleeping: I like to sleep with my legs in the air.  Mister calls it roaching.  It’s so nice to be able to roll over on your back, and stretch out, without running into a cage!  Sometimes, I roach next to his chair, and I fall asleep and his chair supports me.  I am starting to like this house life.

This is me and Rivee roaching together.

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